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Life of a true sports fan

Me: I cant watch this. I can't do it, I'm going to puke

Me: *watches entire game*

Jun 1st

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Jun 1st

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May 31st

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May 31st

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May 31st

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I wanna go to a drive in movie.

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May 31st

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May 31st

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May 31st

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May 30th

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“Oh man, I wish that the Melky/Jonathan Sanchez trade never happened.”

– NO ONE (via sanfrancisco-giants)

May 30th

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whyyyyy does nobody ever ask me ANNNYTHINGGG OMFG fill my inbox you bitches. i know youre bored. cmon

May 30th

brokenly: i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

May 30th

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[[MORE]] ok i just need to talk about this. parents are fucking ignorant and plain stupid if they believe that their teenager won’t smoke/drink throughout college/high school. sure there are some people that may never or only do it once but in reality, a lot of teenagers get high, whether it be weed or other drugs and most likely will drink a lot too. i know kids who get drunk every...

May 30th

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May 30th

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May 29th

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May 29th

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tltty: this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth this was her after ripping off the tape and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures

May 29th

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May 29th

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May 29th

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Teacher: Why did you not study?

Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

May 29th

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