Life of a true sports fan
Me: I cant watch this. I can't do it, I'm going to puke
Me: *watches entire game*
I wanna go to a drive in movie.
Oh man, I wish that the Melky/Jonathan Sanchez trade never happened.– NO ONE (via sanfrancisco-giants)
whyyyyy does nobody ever ask me ANNNYTHINGGG OMFG fill my inbox you bitches. i know youre bored. cmon
brokenly: i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
[[MORE]] ok i just need to talk about this. parents are fucking ignorant and plain stupid if they believe that their teenager won’t smoke/drink throughout college/high school. sure there are some people that may never or only do it once but in reality, a lot of teenagers get high, whether it be weed or other drugs and most likely will drink a lot too. i know kids who get drunk every...
tltty: this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth this was her after ripping off the tape and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
im like never on tumblr anyone fuck you school im done with high school get me out of heeeeeereeeee
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
everyone: you're so quiet
me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap