odair: thebogonoslo: odair: there’s a special place in hell for the person who says ‘present’ when everyone else says ‘here’ Follow this amazing blog, super funny and full of the coolest posts!! there’s a special place in hell for you, too
charlinemaraa: gamer—babe: can nicole vogelsong adopt me? can i at least be vogelchild’s babysitter?
IM A SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE 4 U.
lol wow i have so much homework
guess ill start…now k cool
oddsonfavorite: bluntsoverbaghdad: rubychoosday: ohcaseeey: Best commercial ever. omg more for the olympics, but i LOVE my mom too aw
tentacruels: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
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