leaving to go babysit til like 2 am.
SIIIIIICK. my parents decided i can’t drive so they’re gonna pick me up then too. el oh el. sighhhh my life ROCKS k bye somebody text me alright cooool. also; From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take you and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357 From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take you and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357 ...
1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with? Hmm my brother 2. Where was the last place you went out to eat? Yokoso Sushi!! THE BOMB 3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? Wine :D 4. How old will you be in 6 months? 17 5. Are you picky about spelling and grammar? Yep 6. Best kind of pizza? Cheese 7. Is your bedroom window open? Nah 8. What is in...
Hmm.. oh this year!
Typical 2011 post so excuse me. I know how everyone is going to post about their year and blah blah but I want to do this for me. I’ve had literally the craziest year of my life and also the best. Up until March I was dating the same for over a year & a half… breaking up with him was the hardest thing in the world because I knew it’d never be the same and I’d probably...
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page...
too bad its 366 sup leap year.
1. What did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before? -Had sex in a car. 2. Did you keep your New Years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year? - I don’t make them cause they’re always bull shit. 3. Did anyone close to you give birth? -Uhhm my cousins girlfriend. 4. Did anyone close to you die? - Sorta 5. What countries did you visit? - None?? 6. What would you like...
Don't be an idiot tonight.
tyleroakley: There is no excuse for drunk driving. It’s just selfish. If you need to get home, call 800-222-4357, AAA will haul you and your car for free. Have a safe New Year!
yes i am kathryn. YES I AM.
ahhahah toooo funny kathryn. toooooooo funny!oh well we can match then. PERFECT LOVE IT. why are you awake braaaahhhhhdaa
iammrsnezbit: shithappensmoveon: Reblog if you’re a sexually frustrated horny blogger tonight. well fuck
gIRL HELL YESS orange friday HERE WE COMEEEE!!!!! cept. mine is a dress
If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies...
So I have to babysit tomorrow night...
twisteddsymph0nies: Happy fucking New Year. me too„ WOOOOO!!!
babyminaj: ruining your childhood one song at a time omg
Baseball Player: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Baseball Player: *laughs*
Baseball player: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Baseball Player: What?
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... baseball.
Hockey Player: I could have sworn you just said -
Hockey Player: But -
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: fucking slut