January 2012
leaving to go babysit til like 2 am.
SIIIIIICK.
my parents decided i can’t drive so they’re gonna pick me up then too. el oh el. sighhhh my life ROCKS k bye somebody text me alright cooool.
also;
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take you and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take you and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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random surv.
1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with? Hmm my brother
2. Where was the last place you went out to eat? Yokoso Sushi!! THE BOMB
3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? Wine :D
4. How old will you be in 6 months? 17
5. Are you picky about spelling and grammar? Yep
6. Best kind of pizza? Cheese
7. Is your bedroom window open? Nah
8. What is in...
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Hmm.. oh this year!
Typical 2011 post so excuse me.
I know how everyone is going to post about their year and blah blah but I want to do this for me. I’ve had literally the craziest year of my life and also the best.
Up until March I was dating the same for over a year & a half… breaking up with him was the hardest thing in the world because I knew it’d never be the same and I’d probably...
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page...
too bad its 366
sup leap year.
2011
1. What did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before?
-Had sex in a car.
2. Did you keep your New Years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
- I don’t make them cause they’re always bull shit.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
-Uhhm my cousins girlfriend.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
- Sorta
5. What countries did you visit?
- None??
6. What would you like...
December 2011
Don't be an idiot tonight.
tyleroakley:
There is no excuse for drunk driving. It’s just selfish. If you need to get home, call 800-222-4357, AAA will haul you and your car for free. Have a safe New Year!
yes i am kathryn. YES I AM.
ahhahah toooo funny kathryn. toooooooo funny!oh well we can match then. PERFECT LOVE IT. why are you awake braaaahhhhhdaa
iammrsnezbit:
shithappensmoveon:
Reblog if you’re a sexually frustrated horny blogger tonight.
well fuck
@kathryn,
gIRL HELL YESS
orange friday HERE WE COMEEEE!!!!! cept. mine is a dress
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If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies...
So I have to babysit tomorrow night...
twisteddsymph0nies:
Happy fucking New Year.
me too„ WOOOOO!!!
Watchbabyminaj:
ruining your childhood one song at a time
omg
Baseball Player: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Baseball Player: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Baseball player: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Baseball Player: What?
Me: What?
Baseball Player:
Me:
Baseball Player:
Me:
Baseball Player:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... baseball.
Hockey Player: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: baseball.
Hockey Player: But -
Me: baseball.
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someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
