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kaathrynelizabethh: This only happens once every 1,000 years.
Of course the second i wake up my mom is already...
A lot of swearing, a lot of screaming – and a lot of alcohol.– Tim Lincecum on the play-offs (Love this quote.)
WHY am i awake?
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That awkward moment when you realize Tim...
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No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: ....What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
The people I follow get so many messages
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