May 2013
the-nicest-asshole:
UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34
Time to move to the UK
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
kindbaby:
Hello this is a petition for tumblr to release all urls that have been inactive for 1+ years
bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
i read that wrong and thought “how the fuck can a movie eat popcorn”
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
mrsallonso:
It’s not you, it’s your sports team
weirdsynthnoises:
urqtgf:
How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
tylenold:
why would there be 99 bottles of beer on the wall in the first place
flower-fairie:
you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish
widdlekes:
i’m a really nice person until you fuck with my team
