Congratulations to Andrew Susac on his first major league hit and RBI!

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  • me: halloween is coming soon
  • mom: it's july
  • me:
  • me: halloween is coming soon

How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

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normanbuckley:

This existential 5-year-old wants time to stop.  And who doesn’t relate to this at one time or another in their lives?

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pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.

- Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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flowingly:

Life goal: Kylie Jenner

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dekutree:

sweet i’m a fucking glass of water

dekutree:

sweet i’m a fucking glass of water

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